The Kingdom of Savonir is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Queen Lucelyn III with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.768 billion Savonirians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savonir City. The average income tax rate is 23.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Savonirian economy, worth 425 trillion bolturins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,877 bolturins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, and administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Savonir's national animal is the hawk-dragon, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Taanivism.

Savonir is ranked 67,145^th in the world and 12^th in Cedresia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.53 law-abiding acts per hour.