The Kingdom of Savonir is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Bolturos VII with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.938 billion Savonirians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savonir City. The average income tax rate is 21.7%.

The Savonirian economy, worth 303 trillion bolturins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,485 bolturins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians spend more time in courtrooms than in Parliament, busy commuters no longer hear the cries of "I want some more!" on the nation's streets, unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, and the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Savonir's national animal is the hawk-dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Taanivism.

Savonir is ranked 249,356^th in the world and 97^th in Aelstun for Most Beautiful Environments, with 382.45 pounds of wildlife per square mile.