Population | 15.747 billion |
Capital | Sjoedrhavn |
Leader | Chairman Johan Anders Bjugstad |
Currency | Savojar Kronor |
Animal | Great White Dragon |
The Socialist Federate Republic of Savojarna is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chairman Johan Anders Bjugstad with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 15.747 billion Savojars enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sjoedrhavn. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Savojar economy, worth a remarkable 2,165 trillion Savojar Kronors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 137,548 Savojar Kronors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government has enacted freedom of information, asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, populations of two-headed Great White Dragons have been found around recently-uncovered archaeological sites, and quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Savojarna's national animal is the Great White Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Savojarna is ranked 11,417th in the world and 10th in Rushmore for Most Cultured, scoring 112 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Savojarna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Savojarna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Savojarna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Savojarna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Savojarna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Savojarna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Savojarna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Savojarna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies and Most Dead.
- : Savojarna was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Savojarna was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.