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Most Advanced Public Transport: 5,669th Largest Welfare Programs: 6,184th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,137th
The Socialist Federate Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
From Iron and Ice
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Savojarna

Population3.617 billion

CapitalSjoedrhavn
LeaderChairwoman Viktorija Petrova

CurrencySavojar Kronor
AnimalGreat White Dragon

The Socialist Federate Republic of Savojarna is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairwoman Viktorija Petrova with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.617 billion Savojars are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sjoedrhavn. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Savojarnan economy, worth 468 trillion Savojar Kronors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 129,618 Savojar Kronors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Savojarna's national animal is the Great White Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Savojarna is ranked 18,681st in the world and 6th in Rushmore for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,250.54 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 5,669thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,184thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,137thMost Inclusive: 7,869thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,890thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 8,193rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,200thLargest Governments: 9,260thHealthiest Citizens: 9,528thMost Pacifist: 10,079thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,489thNicest Citizens: 10,721stMost Cultured: 10,766thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,895thSafest: 11,146thLowest Crime Rates: 11,452ndMost Secular: 11,654thMost Developed: 12,213thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,421stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,675thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,916thSmartest Citizens: 14,511thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,933rd
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Most Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Savojarna, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
  • : Savojarna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Savojarna, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
  • : Following new legislation in Savojarna, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations.
  • : Following new legislation in Savojarna, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center.
  • : Following new legislation in Savojarna, the Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
  • : Following new legislation in Savojarna, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
  • : Following new legislation in Savojarna, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade.
  • : Following new legislation in Savojarna, judges are rumored to find in favor of whoever bribes them the most.
  • : Savojarna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.

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