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Most Advanced Public Transport: 5,422nd Largest Welfare Programs: 5,993rd Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,877th
The Socialist Federate Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
From Iron and Ice
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Savojarna

Population4.373 billion

CapitalSjoedrhavn
LeaderChairwoman Viktorija Petrova

CurrencySavojar Kronor
AnimalGreat White Dragon

The Socialist Federate Republic of Savojarna is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Chairwoman Viktorija Petrova with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.373 billion Savojars are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sjoedrhavn. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Savojarnan economy, worth 574 trillion Savojar Kronors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 131,295 Savojar Kronors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, and when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Savojarna's national animal is the Great White Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Savojarna is ranked 91,285th in the world and 27th in Rushmore for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 370.9 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 5,422ndLargest Welfare Programs: 5,993rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,877thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,995thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,393rdMost Inclusive: 7,614thHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,940thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 8,841stLargest Governments: 8,933rdMost Pacifist: 9,877thMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,172ndNicest Citizens: 10,244thMost Cultured: 10,286thSafest: 10,633rdMost Advanced Public Education: 10,784thLowest Crime Rates: 10,941stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,255thMost Developed: 11,287thMost Secular: 12,309thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,660thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,425thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,216thSmartest Citizens: 14,476thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,571stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,841stMost Cheerful Citizens: 15,169thBest Weather: 15,840thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,184th
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Most Inclusive: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Savojarna, when electric cars arrived nobody heard them coming.
  • : Following new legislation in Savojarna, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
  • : Following new legislation in Savojarna, there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold.
  • : Following new legislation in Savojarna, couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten.
  • : Savojarna was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
  • : Savojarna was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of Darmen, killing 156 million zombies.
  • : Savojarna was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of Darmen, killing 391 million zombies.
  • : Savojarna was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of Darmen, killing 298 million zombies.
  • : Savojarna was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of Darmen, killing 359 million zombies.
  • : Savojarna was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Republic of Darmen, killing 471 million zombies.

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