The Commonwealth of Savitri is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Iokaste Alkeides Vena Conn with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 873 million Savitrians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savitri City. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Savitrian economy, worth 109 trillion shivers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 125,168 shivers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, the Savitrian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, students consistently complain that the wi-fi ate their homework, and there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship. Crime is totally unknown. Savitri's national animal is the shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Savitri is ranked 122,057^th in the world and 3,217^th in the West Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 1,438.09 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.