The Theocracy of Savinecross is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Segolene Akabeko the XIIIth with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, sprawling nuclear power plants, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 8.037 billion Savicruxxii have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Loeki. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Savinecrossed economy, worth a remarkable 1,062 trillion berries a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 132,159 berries, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Savinecross's national animal is the umbreon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Burning Fist of the Infernape.

Savinecross is ranked 262,845^th in the world and 1,145^th in Europe for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -240.33 on the Hayek Index.