The Democratic Republic of Saugeria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by PRESIDENT ADNAN YAKUBU UMAR with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and frequent executions. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 6.778 billion Saugerians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Law & Order also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riyabuja. The average income tax rate is 74.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saugerian economy, worth 684 trillion Rinais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,945 Rinais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, reddish-brown is the new black, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia, and a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saugeria's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is ISLAM.

Saugeria is ranked 219,313^th in the world and 8,941^st in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 16.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.