The Colony of Saucelandia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Saucelando Saucerson with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.408 billion Saucelandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saucelandia City. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Saucelandian economy, worth 165 trillion saucers a year, is dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 68,932 saucers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, possession of tomato seeds with intent to garden is a criminal offence, the Federal Council of Saucelandia has been announced as the new Head of State, and Pastafarianism has been named as Saucelandia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saucelandia's national animal is the can of sauce, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Saucelandia is ranked 45,534^th in the world and 6^th in Aelstun for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.58 law-abiding acts per hour.