The Empire of Sau Blue is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Xieo with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.552 billion Sau Blueans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuala Lumpur. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sau Bluean economy, worth 863 trillion Ringgit SBS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 189,662 Ringgit SBS, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, it's been a banner year for local vexillology, online text-based nation-simulation games require you to prove you're a sovereign country before you can play, and foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Sau Blue. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sau Blue's national animal is the Turtle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Muslim.

Sau Blue is ranked 271,688^th in the world and 1^st in World Player for Most Pacifist, with 19.9 cheeks turned per day.