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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 828thMost Influential: 2,694thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,766th
The Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Слава Україні!
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population689 million



The Republic of Satyrosia is a huge, socially progressive nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 689 million Satyrosians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satyros. The average income tax rate is 55.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Satyrosian economy, worth 58.2 trillion Faunics a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Cheese Exports, and Trout Farming. Average income is 84,524 Faunics, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, dining out often involves goats on the plate no matter what you order, Satyrosian tourists are encouraged to hand out spare condoms to locals while on vacation, and the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Satyrosia's national animal is the goat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Satyrosia is ranked 87,600th in the world and 4,063rd in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 3,284.59 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 828thTop
Most Influential: 2,694thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,766thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,737thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,434thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,818thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,589thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,780thNicest Citizens: 11,090thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,031stMost Pacifist: 12,487thTop
Most Inclusive: 15,065thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,293rdMost Cultured: 16,847thHighest Food Quality: 17,132ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,230thHighest Poor Incomes: 23,992nd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 135th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 314th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 334th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 393rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 463rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 525th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 541st in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 627th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 681st in the regionMost Pacifist: 737th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 755th in the regionMost Influential: 760th in the regionMost Cultured: 850th in the regionMost Inclusive: 859th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 862nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 944th in the regionNudest: 1,017th in the regionMost Devout: 1,053rd in the region

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