The Most Serene Republic of Saturnia Tellus is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ignazio Marino with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 1.92 billion Saturno-Tellusians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Falerii Veteres. The average income tax rate is 50.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saturno-Tellusian economy, worth 235 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 122,631 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians, the government is under the thumb of countless special interests, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high, and throwing a sickie is a serious crime. Crime is totally unknown. Saturnia Tellus's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Saturnia Tellus is ranked 205,048^th in the world and 720^th in Europeia for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -4.69 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.