Most Pacifist: 599th Safest: 645th Highest Average Tax Rates: 704th
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The Community of Satosia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.822 billion Satosians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alba. The income tax rate is 100%.

The large but sluggish Satosian economy, worth 898 trillion ecus a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is 64,980 ecus, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed, CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, and listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satosia's national animal is the quark, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Satosia is ranked 6,704th in the world and 335th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 3,203.74 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

Most Pacifist: 599thSafest: 645thHighest Average Tax Rates: 704thLargest Governments: 1,036thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,043rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,420thNicest Citizens: 1,523rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,538thTop
Most Cultured: 2,046thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,266thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,333rdLowest Crime Rates: 2,519thHealthiest Citizens: 2,741stMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,965thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,372ndSmartest Citizens: 3,429thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3,458thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,692ndMost Politically Free: 4,296thMost Income Equality: 4,561stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,704thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,853rdLargest Populations: 7,275thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,636thMost Inclusive: 7,813thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,168thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,681stMost Extreme: 12,159thHighest Economic Output: 12,734thBest Weather: 13,321stNudest: 15,385thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,722nd
Highest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 32nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 36th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 53rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 57th in the regionMost Income Equality: 60th in the regionMost Politically Free: 62nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 86th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 96th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 98th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 102nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 102nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 110th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 147th in the regionLargest Populations: 159th in the regionMost Inclusive: 169th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 174th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 245th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 276th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 280th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 335th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 361st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 388th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Satosia's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Satosia's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Satosia's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Satosia was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Satosia ceased to exist in Balder.
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Satosia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Satosia's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Satosia's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Satosia's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".


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