by Max Barry

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,536thBest Weather: 16,491stLargest Retail Industry: 18,254th
The Free Land of
Father Knows Best State
Безсмертний, Доброчесний і Безстрашний.
Minister of Polls and Activity
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population455 million

CapitalKyiv aka Serenahrad aka Utopian Bastion

Currencynew hryvnia

The Free Land of SatoSere is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and anti-smoking policies. The cynical population of 455 million Satosereist Partisans--Ukrainians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Environment, Administration, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyiv aka Serenahrad aka Utopian Bastion. The average income tax rate is 6.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Satosereist Partisan--Ukrainian economy, worth 23.0 trillion new hryvnias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,570 new hryvnias, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Explosive diarrhoea is not just a colorful phrase, divorcees attending custody disputes tend to wear black-and-white zigzag patterns, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, and the central politburo bears the fruits of everyone's labor. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. SatoSere's national animal is the talonflame, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

SatoSere is ranked 164,885th in the world and 10th in The Grand Dominion for Rudest Citizens, with 33.53 Insults Per Minute.

Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,536thTop
Best Weather: 16,491stLargest Retail Industry: 18,254thHealthiest Citizens: 18,707th
Largest Retail Industry: 1st in the region

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