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Most Secular: 5,116th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,312th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,865th
The Federation of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Twirling towards freedom
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Good

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Sataska

Population2.999 billion

CapitalTurntabile
LeaderMarcus van Turnuticus

CurrencyLik
AnimalRed Panda

The Federation of Sataska is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Marcus van Turnuticus with an even hand, and notable for its vat-grown people, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 2.999 billion Sataskans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turntabile. The average income tax rate is 50.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sataskan economy, worth 236 trillion Liks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 78,913 Liks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, notable individuals are granted land and titles, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, and pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sataska's national animal is the Red Panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sataska is ranked 16,840th in the world and 1st in Steam Islands for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,216.85 on the Clooney Contribution Index.

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Most Secular: 5,116thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,312thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,865thLargest Retail Industry: 9,015thMost Avoided: 11,795thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,818thMost Average: 15,605th
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Most Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Average: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sataska, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sataska, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Sataska, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • : Following new legislation in Sataska, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Sataska, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused.
  • : Sataska was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Sataska was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Sataska, it is rumoured that Marcus van Turnuticus uses a magic 8-ball to make policy decisions.
  • : Following new legislation in Sataska, it turns out that money can buy you happiness.
  • : Following new legislation in Sataska, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.

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