The Principality of Satanic Atheists is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, daily referendums, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-working, devout population of 20.066 billion Satanic Atheists have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brawley. The average income tax rate is 25.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Satanic Atheist economy, worth a remarkable 1,287 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 64,181 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Tours to see the 'wild men of the mountains' are popular with tourists from the big cities, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card, and war memorials have been modified to include hammocks for napping. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satanic Atheists's national animal is the Horned Rattlesnake, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Satanic Atheists is ranked 150,836^th in the world and 7^th in Reality for Largest Governments, scoring 13.04 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.