The MOST GLORIOUS REPUBLIC of Satan Servants is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by SATAN HERSELF 666 with an iron fist, and notable for its ban on automobiles, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.473 billion Corpses are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Spirituality are also considered important, while Education and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Satanic Funeral Pyre. The average income tax rate is 58.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Dead economy, worth 982 trillion ----s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 131,528 ----s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, overhead luggage compartments on trains sometimes conceal diminutive intelligence officers, the military is plagued with unethical researchers, and the nation's healthcare system has taken a "survival of the fittest" approach in administering care. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Satan Servants's national animal is the Cannibal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sadism.

Satan Servants is ranked 98^th in the world and 3^rd in Psychotic Dictatorships for Most Primitive, scoring 658.45 on the Scary Big Number Scale.