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Largest Publishing Industry: 920thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 962ndHighest Economic Output: 1,204th
The Incorporated States of
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
For freedom to truly exist, it must embrace all.
Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Sarzonia

Population37.254 billion

CapitalWoodstock
LeaderPresident Grant Haffner

Currencydollar
Animaltiger

The Incorporated States of Sarzonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by President Grant Haffner with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, national health service, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 37.254 billion Sarzonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woodstock. The average income tax rate is 11.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sarzonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,341 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 197,058 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas", elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government. Crime is totally unknown. Sarzonia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sarzonia is ranked 3,479th in the world and 5th in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring 9,483.32 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 920thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 962ndHighest Economic Output: 1,204thLargest Populations: 1,231stHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,115thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,193rdTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 3,378thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,458thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,479thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,604thMost Inclusive: 4,119thNicest Citizens: 4,232ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,464thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,496thSmartest Citizens: 4,529thMost Developed: 5,108thHighest Food Quality: 5,509thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,684thBest Weather: 5,685thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,748thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,846thSafest: 7,187thMost Influential: 7,228thHealthiest Citizens: 7,592ndHighest Average Incomes: 7,628thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,720thMost Stationary: 8,639thMost Cultured: 8,721stMost Secular: 9,294thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,477thLowest Crime Rates: 9,753rdMost Pacifist: 10,330thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,763rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,835thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,426thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15,281stMost Rebellious Youth: 17,415thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,226thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,898thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 23,372ndLargest Governments: 25,150thMost Efficient Economies: 25,317thMost Income Equality: 26,125th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 13th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionSafest: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionMost Stationary: 15th in the regionMost Income Equality: 16th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sarzonia, private pharmacies close down as medicinal drugs are given away freely by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzonia, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzonia, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzonia, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzonia, large sections of Sarzonia have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzonia, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzonia, homophobia is off the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzonia, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzonia, patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Sarzonia" at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzonia, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.

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