Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 327th Highest Economic Output: 857th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,540th
The Incorporated States of
Left-Leaning College State
Freedom is never truly free unless you work for it.
Regional Influence
Duckspeaker
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview People Government Economy Rank Trend

The Incorporated States of Sarzonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Grant Haffner with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The cheerful population of 25.638 billion Sarzonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The minute, liberal government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Social Policy, although Education is also considered important, while Spirituality and Healthcare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Woodstock. The average income tax rate is 1.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sarzonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,212 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 203,297 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Sarzonian Embarrassments, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids, President Grant Haffner's mistress is the belle at many state balls, and the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners. Crime is totally unknown. Sarzonia's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is no religion.

Sarzonia is ranked 2,186th in the world and 1st in Atlantian Oceania for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 15,819.5 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 327thHighest Economic Output: 857thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,540thLargest Populations: 1,541stTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,835thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,107thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,186thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,396thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,434thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,532ndMost Secular: 3,987thHighest Average Incomes: 4,035thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,424thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,669thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,876thMost Influential: 5,508thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,171stSmartest Citizens: 6,434thTop
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Nudest: 8,770thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,086thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,155thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,474thLargest Retail Industry: 9,873rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 10,202ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,640thLargest Black Market: 12,747thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,975th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sarzonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzonia, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzonia, President Grant Haffner's mistress is the belle at many state balls.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzonia, criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids.
  • : Sarzonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzonia, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Sarzonian Embarrassments.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzonia, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election.
  • : Sarzonia's influence in Atlantian Oceania rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Sarzonia changed its national leader to "President Grant Haffner".
  • : Sarzonia was struck by a Cure Missile from The Island Emirate of Turori, curing 595 million infected.

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