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Most Patriotic: 355thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 361stLargest Agricultural Sector: 876th
The Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Evil has no limit
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Sarzcellia

Population6.739 billion

CurrencyEvil Dollar
AnimalDodo

The Republic of Sarzcellia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.739 billion Sarzcellians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Sarzcellian economy, worth a remarkable 1,770 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 262,699 Evil Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 934,820 per year while the poor average 53,149, a ratio of 17.6 to 1.

Asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and billions of Evil Dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarzcellia's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sarzcellia is ranked 39,864th in the world and 57th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,136.13459926228 days.

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Most Patriotic: 355thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 361stLargest Agricultural Sector: 876thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,063rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,094thMost Devout: 1,390thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,534thMost Armed: 1,874thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,684thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,763rdTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 2,994thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,178thHighest Average Incomes: 4,548thLargest Black Market: 4,701stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,423rdLowest Crime Rates: 5,711thBest Weather: 7,459thMost Efficient Economies: 8,522ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,855thHighest Economic Output: 14,562ndTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 15,272ndMost Subsidized Industry: 15,986thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,430thLargest Mining Sector: 17,248thSmartest Citizens: 17,397thLargest Governments: 17,445thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18,295thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,021stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,711thMost Influential: 23,923rd
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Most Devout: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sarzcellia, billions of Evil Dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzcellia, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzcellia, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzcellia, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzcellia, builders across Sarzcellia are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
  • : Sarzcellia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzcellia, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Sarzcellian democracy.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzcellia, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzcellia, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarzcellia, Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy.

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