Population | 6.739 billion |
Currency | Evil Dollar |
Animal | Dodo |
The Republic of Sarzcellia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.739 billion Sarzcellians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Sarzcellian economy, worth a remarkable 1,770 trillion Evil Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 262,699 Evil Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 934,820 per year while the poor average 53,149, a ratio of 17.6 to 1.
Asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, and billions of Evil Dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarzcellia's national animal is the Dodo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Sarzcellia is ranked 39,864th in the world and 57th in Worlds of Colors for Most Stationary, with 1,136.13459926228 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sarzcellia, billions of Evil Dollars are being blown on orbital weapons development.
- : Following new legislation in Sarzcellia, drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government.
- : Following new legislation in Sarzcellia, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
- : Following new legislation in Sarzcellia, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
- : Following new legislation in Sarzcellia, builders across Sarzcellia are blocked up with orders for new public loos.
- : Sarzcellia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Sarzcellia, the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Sarzcellian democracy.
- : Following new legislation in Sarzcellia, nuclear submarines have been deployed to protect the nation's banana supply.
- : Following new legislation in Sarzcellia, mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined.
- : Following new legislation in Sarzcellia, Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy.