by Max Barry

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Largest Gambling Industry: 11,440thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,135thMost Conservative: 21,027th
The Empire of
Corporate Police State
Sarthaleas Idontknowium Invicta
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom

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Population457 million

CurrencySkyrim copy
AnimalTodd Howard

The Empire of Sarthaleo-Dontkowium is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 457 million Sarthaleo-Dontknowiumites are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.2%.

The very strong Sarthaleo-Dontkowiumite economy, worth 32.1 trillion Skyrim copies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 70,173 Skyrim copies, with the richest citizens earning 8.8 times as much as the poorest.

Jennifer Government is banned, governments opposing Sarthaleo-Dontkowium are beset by rebels, all restaurants close before dinner time, and the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a capable police force. Sarthaleo-Dontkowium's national animal is the Todd Howard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sarthaleo-Dontkowium is ranked 58,268th in the world and 19th in Nazi Europa for Fattest Citizens, with 12.33 Obesity Rate.

Largest Gambling Industry: 11,440thTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,135thMost Conservative: 21,027th

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