The New Republic of Sartell Koltis is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lenior Bresnov with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.106 billion Sartell Koltisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koltia. The average income tax rate is 58.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sartell Koltisian economy, worth 501 trillion Mugs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,332 Mugs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Belief that Lenior Bresnov is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sartell Koltis's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sartell Koltis is ranked 13,667^th in the world and 2^nd in Odrya for Healthiest Citizens, with 12.67 bananas ingested per day.