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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,742ndLargest Retail Industry: 4,989thRudest Citizens: 5,098th
The Handsome World Saver of
Left-Leaning College State
Only a life lived for others is a life worthwhile
14 year old boy
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Sartell Koltis

Population5.829 billion

Leader14 year old boy


The Handsome World Saver of Sartell Koltis is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by 14 year old boy with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, frequent executions, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.829 billion Sartell Koltisians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koltia. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sartell Koltisian economy, worth a remarkable 1,041 trillion Mugs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 178,641 Mugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political parties are banned from advertising and receiving private donations, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, Sartell Koltis's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, and artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sartell Koltis's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sartell Koltis is ranked 54,653rd in the world and 22nd in Civiles Conservare for Most Income Equality, scoring 58.92 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,742ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 4,989thRudest Citizens: 5,098thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,108thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,458thMost Inclusive: 6,630thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,830thHighest Food Quality: 6,853rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,076thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,509thSafest: 7,670thMost Cultured: 7,746thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,622ndSmartest Citizens: 8,857thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,215thMost Developed: 9,333rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,018thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,320thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,630thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,206thLowest Crime Rates: 11,285thHighest Average Incomes: 12,114thBest Weather: 12,194thLargest Governments: 13,194thMost Secular: 13,645thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 14,540thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,613thMost Efficient Economies: 15,029thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,031stMost Influential: 18,181stNicest Citizens: 21,788thMost Advanced Public Education: 22,802ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 23,813thMost Cheerful Citizens: 24,001stHighest Economic Output: 25,917th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionSafest: 4th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Secular: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 11th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionNicest Citizens: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionNudest: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the region

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