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Most Valuable International Artwork: 133rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,527thRudest Citizens: 5,908th
The New Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Down with every Imperialist
Lenior Bresnov
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Sartell Koltis

Population3.106 billion

LeaderLenior Bresnov


The New Republic of Sartell Koltis is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lenior Bresnov with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.106 billion Sartell Koltisians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koltia. The average income tax rate is 58.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Sartell Koltisian economy, worth 501 trillion Mugs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 161,332 Mugs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Belief that Lenior Bresnov is a lizard-person from outer space has reached an all-time high, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sartell Koltis's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sartell Koltis is ranked 13,667th in the world and 2nd in Odrya for Healthiest Citizens, with 12.67 bananas ingested per day.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 133rdTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 4,527thRudest Citizens: 5,908thLargest Retail Industry: 6,284thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,608thHighest Food Quality: 8,332ndMost Inclusive: 8,616thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,802ndMost Cultured: 9,141stMost Developed: 11,768thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,946thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,538thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,573rdSmartest Citizens: 12,702ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,762ndHighest Average Incomes: 12,771stTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,667thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 13,681stLongest Average Lifespans: 13,884thSafest: 13,965thBest Weather: 13,984thLowest Crime Rates: 14,917thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,923rdNicest Citizens: 16,170thMost Secular: 16,235thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,685thMost Patriotic: 17,965thMost Efficient Economies: 18,251stHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,686thLargest Governments: 19,159thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,218thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,367thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,498thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 21,432ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 21,607thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,800thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,418thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 25,498th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionSafest: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Ragnox, OF Courscant, So Pep, and Nalver And.