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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 261st Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 479th Highest Average Tax Rates: 808th
The Dominion of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
...mediocre for awhile...
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Sarrowquand

Population20.005 billion

CapitalSarrowquand City

Currencyiron nugget
Animalraven

The Dominion of Sarrowquand is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its parental licensing program, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 20.005 billion Dossers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarrowquand City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Dosser economy, worth a remarkable 4,332 trillion iron nuggets a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 216,545 iron nuggets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares, and teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarrowquand's national animal is the raven, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sarrowquand is ranked 5,221st in the world and 220th in Osiris for Healthiest Citizens, with 17.6 Bananas Ingested Per Day.

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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 261stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 479thHighest Average Tax Rates: 808thMost Advanced Public Education: 833rdMost Rebellious Youth: 854thLargest Governments: 910thLargest Publishing Industry: 953rdMost Beautiful Environments: 1,086thSafest: 1,147thSmartest Citizens: 1,164thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,215thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,436thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,731stHighest Economic Output: 1,839thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,862ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,888thLowest Crime Rates: 2,093rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,254thMost Pacifist: 2,354thMost Cultured: 2,507thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,895thMost Developed: 4,149thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,196thHighest Average Incomes: 4,500thLargest Populations: 5,066thHealthiest Citizens: 5,221stMost Inclusive: 7,519thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 7,615thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,084thMost Secular: 9,741stRudest Citizens: 9,768thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,036thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,208thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,638th
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 25th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 31st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 31st in the regionSafest: 44th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 48th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 58th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 59th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 61st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 71st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 82nd in the regionMost Cultured: 83rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 86th in the regionMost Pacifist: 86th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 90th in the regionLargest Populations: 111th in the regionMost Developed: 144th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 173rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 180th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 220th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 327th in the regionMost Inclusive: 330th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 353rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 405th in the regionMost Secular: 409th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 425th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 453rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 460th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 485th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sarrowquand's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Sarrowquand, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarrowquand, government ministers are regularly seen in the streets confessing their sins and hammering missiles into plow-shares.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarrowquand, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarrowquand, the police go to great efforts to seize contraband favored by politicians on the police oversight committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Sarrowquand, Jennifer Government is a bestseller.
  • : Sarrowquand's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Sarrowquand's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Sarrowquand's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Sarrowquand was refounded in Osiris.

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