The Queendom of Sarnia12 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Aoife with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.577 billion Sarnia12ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarnia12 City. The average income tax rate is 66.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Sarnia12ian economy, worth a remarkable 3,091 trillion golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 175,909 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

All footpaths have tollbooths, astronomers are flocking to Sarnia12 to take advantage of its clear night skies, public shaming has become the favoured form of punishment, and actively encouraging climate change is helping reduce winter fuel costs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarnia12's national animal is the moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Sarnia12 is ranked 277^th in the world and 1^st in Canadian Confederation for Lowest Crime Rates, with 115.57 law-abiding acts per hour.