The Rogue Nation of Sarmatian-Germanic Puppet is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.081 billion Sarmatian-Germanic peoples live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The powerhouse Sarmatian-Germanic economy, worth 99.4 trillion Sarmatian-Germanic denarii a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Soda Sales. Average income is 91,906 Sarmatian-Germanic denarii, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 507,303 per year while the poor average 8,413, a ratio of 60.3 to 1.

Playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, robotic spouses prove to be just as imperfect as flesh and blood ones, and there's never a spare chair in the retirement home. Crime is pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Sarmatian-Germanic Puppet's national animal is the Sarmatian-Germanic elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sarmatian-Germanic Puppet is ranked 9,251^st in the world and 1^st in The Imperial Pacifism for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 87,586.49 Standard Monetary Units.