The Most Serene Republic of Sarikaya Komzin is a huge, safe nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 268 million Sarikaya Komzinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Sarikaya Komzinian economy, worth 8.40 trillion marcs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 31,332 marcs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Voting is compulsory, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests, Sarikaya Komzin recently decided against having a capital city, and stealing from a clothesline is a serious offence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarikaya Komzin's national animal is the standard issue cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sarikaya Komzin is ranked 154,981^st in the world and 3,183^rd in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 54.32404856592 days.