The Republic of Sargk is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Ckarl L'Arrentonsen with a fair hand, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.292 billion Sargks love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skiffenhagen. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sargki economy, worth 276 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,916 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents, blackface performers claim they are being deliberately ironic, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, and tower block residents are each held responsible for four square inches of front lawn. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sargk's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is No State Religion And All Are Accepted.

Sargk is ranked 241,778^th in the world and 50^th in Liberty Democratic Alliance for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -9.06 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.