by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,326thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,806thSafest: 2,843rd
The United Republic of
Civil Rights Lovefest
Sarenium , suus populus , suus bestia quod suus terra.
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Population13.311 billion

LeaderCamilla Parker


The United Republic of Sarenium is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Camilla Parker with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 13.311 billion Sarens hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seira. The average income tax rate is 96.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Saren economy, worth a remarkable 2,657 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,647 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post, grumpy old house owners demand that pedestrians get off their footpaths, interest in globalism never flags, and there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarenium's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Sarenium is ranked 9,735th in the world and 2nd in POLATION for Rudest Citizens, with 112.47 insults per minute.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,326thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,806thSafest: 2,843rdHighest Poor Incomes: 3,378thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,549thLargest Governments: 3,571stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,951stMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,173rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,272ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,425thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,440thMost Developed: 4,457thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,514thHealthiest Citizens: 4,757thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,095thMost Cultured: 5,175thHighest Food Quality: 5,186thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,505thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,640thSmartest Citizens: 5,760thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,845thHighest Economic Output: 6,131stLowest Crime Rates: 6,457thMost Inclusive: 6,568thMost Influential: 6,728thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,790thHighest Average Incomes: 6,927thMost Patriotic: 7,148thBest Weather: 7,209thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,814thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 8,840thMost Secular: 9,240thRudest Citizens: 9,735thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,704thTop
Most Stationary: 12,095thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,083rdLargest Populations: 23,145th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sarenium was reclassified from "Left-Leaning College State" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".
  • : Sarenium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Sarenium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Sarenium was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Sarenium was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Sarenium lodged a message on the POLATION Regional Message Board.
  • : Sarenium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Sarenium voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Convention On Guest Workers".
  • : Sarenium voted for the World Assembly Resolution "End Conversion Therapy".
  • : Sarenium was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and Highest Food Quality.


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