by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 997th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,151st Lowest Crime Rates: 2,194th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Sicut Erat in Principio Caesar
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom

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Population10.997 billion

LeaderEmperor Aloysius Barcelon III
FaithRoman Catholicism

CurrencySarejoan Mark
AnimalSarejoan Courser

The Empire of Sarejo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Aloysius Barcelon III with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 10.997 billion Sarejoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antwerp. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Sarejoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,716 trillion Sarejoan Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 156,123 Sarejoan Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government is seen to favor Catholics, punitive tariffs protect local industry, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and moonshine has made a resurgence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarejo's national animal is the Sarejoan Courser, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Sarejo is ranked 104,128th in the world and 4,433rd in Lazarus for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 50.46 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 997thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,151stTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,194thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,300thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,349thMost Influential: 2,758thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,801stSafest: 2,815thLargest Governments: 2,901stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,166thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,192ndHealthiest Citizens: 3,930thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,323rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,822ndNicest Citizens: 5,271stMost Advanced Public Education: 5,640thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,759thMost Developed: 6,054thMost Pacifist: 6,303rdMost Subsidized Industry: 6,370thBest Weather: 6,828thHighest Economic Output: 7,463rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,739thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,067thTop
Most Devout: 8,827thHighest Average Incomes: 11,295thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,676thSmartest Citizens: 14,058thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,454thMost Efficient Economies: 14,720thMost Cultured: 14,800thMost Scientifically Advanced: 15,096thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,030thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,447th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 61st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 67th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 80th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 126th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 152nd in the regionLargest Governments: 153rd in the regionSafest: 155th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 160th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 191st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 195th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 196th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 216th in the regionNicest Citizens: 247th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 273rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 291st in the regionMost Developed: 294th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 311th in the regionMost Pacifist: 332nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 344th in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 362nd in the regionBest Weather: 368th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 400th in the regionMost Devout: 455th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 514th in the regionLargest Populations: 567th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 634th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 644th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Sarejo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Sarejo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Sarejo's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Sarejo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
  • : Sarejo's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Sarejo was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Sarejo ceased to exist in Geopolity.
  • : Sarejo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Sarejo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Sarejo's influence in Geopolity fell from "Instigator" to "Contender".


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