The Kingdom of Sardinia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Vittorio Amadeo with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 25.488 billion Sardinians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cagliari. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.1%.

The thriving Sardinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,394 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 54,722 lire, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 193,700 per year while the poor average 11,162, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Sardinia has designated Cagliari as its capital city, King Vittorio Amadeo has just been declared ruler of Sardinia in an international press conference, Roman Catholicism has been named as Sardinia's national religion, and more and more students are taking up a career in medicine. Crime is moderate. Sardinia's national animal is the lion and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Sardinia is ranked 221,641^st in the world and 17^th in Italian Regions for Most Primitive, scoring -87.18 on the Scary Big Number Scale.