Population | 8.627 billion |
Capital | Sardinia |
Leader | Sardine Man |
Faith | Sardinology |
Currency | Sardine Buck |
Animal | Sardine |
The Smelly City of Sardine World is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sardine Man with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.627 billion Sardinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sardinia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Sardine Worldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,266 trillion Sardine Bucks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 146,822 Sardine Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, most believe 'tis better to give than to receive, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, and netizens fiercely argue over who loves Sardine Man more. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sardine World's national animal is the Sardine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sardinology.
Sardine World is ranked 262,780th in the world and 91st in Texas for Most Extreme, scoring 8.5 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sardine World, netizens fiercely argue over who loves Sardine Man more.
- : Following new legislation in Sardine World, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
- : Following new legislation in Sardine World, most believe 'tis better to give than to receive.
- : Following new legislation in Sardine World, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
- : Following new legislation in Sardine World, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Sardine World" on tails.
- : Sardine World voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Regarding Artificial Islands".
- : Sardine World endorsed The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co.
- : Following new legislation in Sardine World, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
- : Following new legislation in Sardine World, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
- : Following new legislation in Sardine World, women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Buc-ee Gas Station.