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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 523rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 694thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,499th
The Smelly City of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Freshly Processed Sardines
Sardine Man
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Sardine World

Population8.627 billion

CapitalSardinia
LeaderSardine Man
FaithSardinology

CurrencySardine Buck
AnimalSardine

The Smelly City of Sardine World is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Sardine Man with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 8.627 billion Sardinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sardinia. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Sardine Worldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,266 trillion Sardine Bucks a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 146,822 Sardine Bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment, most believe 'tis better to give than to receive, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain, and netizens fiercely argue over who loves Sardine Man more. Crime is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sardine World's national animal is the Sardine, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sardinology.

Sardine World is ranked 262,780th in the world and 91st in Texas for Most Extreme, scoring 8.5 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 523rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 694thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,499thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,508thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,587thLargest Retail Industry: 1,897thMost Avoided: 2,060thHighest Crime Rates: 2,470thFattest Citizens: 2,816thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,354thLargest Mining Sector: 3,683rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,719thMost Armed: 5,327thRudest Citizens: 5,812thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,674thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,475thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,733rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,791stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,776thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,082ndTop
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Largest Black Market: 17,990thMost Efficient Economies: 18,769thMost Primitive: 22,839thHighest Economic Output: 25,395thHighest Average Incomes: 25,850thMost Devout: 30,559th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 8th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 9th in the regionRudest Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sardine World, netizens fiercely argue over who loves Sardine Man more.
  • : Following new legislation in Sardine World, the police think a properly conducted criminal investigation is a real pain.
  • : Following new legislation in Sardine World, most believe 'tis better to give than to receive.
  • : Following new legislation in Sardine World, the path to inner peace is paved with state-mandated punishment.
  • : Following new legislation in Sardine World, the newest East Lebatuckese coins have "long live East Lebatuck" on heads and "death to Sardine World" on tails.
  • : Sardine World voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Regarding Artificial Islands".
  • : Sardine World endorsed The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil Co.
  • : Following new legislation in Sardine World, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
  • : Following new legislation in Sardine World, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Following new legislation in Sardine World, women tell their friends they've been on crash diets rather than admit they were pregnant and have had terminations.

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