by Max Barry

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,774th Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,242nd Most Secular: 8,528th
The Archonate of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Ab hinc usque ad profectum
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population1.04 billion


Animalblack bear

The Archonate of Sarcana is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and frequent executions. The compassionate population of 1.04 billion Sarcanans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lockeroy. The average income tax rate is 30.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Sarcanan economy, worth 107 trillion trites a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,332 trites, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life, school children are expected to know the names of all seven hundred native tribes and their cultural practices, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Lockeroy Times is sold out, and children prefer to begin their day with push-ups rather than breakfast. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sarcana's national animal is the black bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sarcana is ranked 108,048th in the world and 15th in Versilian Hegemony for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 4,363.74 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,774thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,242ndTop
Most Secular: 8,528thLargest Retail Industry: 12,216thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,886thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,728thNicest Citizens: 14,898thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,732ndMost Pacifist: 15,922ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 16,047th
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the region

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