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Sarawak Darulhana

Population4.147 billion

LeaderSultan Haji Ibrahim Ali Omar Shah III
FaithSunni Islam

CurrencySarawakian Dollar
AnimalCrocodile and Golden Dragon

The State of Sarawak Darulhana is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sultan Haji Ibrahim Ali Omar Shah III with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.147 billion Sarawakians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santubong. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sarawak Darulhanan economy, worth 450 trillion Sarawakian Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 108,530 Sarawakian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Public shaming is the bedrock of Sarawak Darulhanan society, every workday begins with group therapy, Sultan Haji Ibrahim Ali Omar Shah III's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success, and online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarawak Darulhana's national animal is the Crocodile and Golden Dragon, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Sarawak Darulhana is ranked 64,433rd in the world and 156th in United Kingdom for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 117.52 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Most Influential: 3,571stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,020thMost Devout: 7,024thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,647thSafest: 12,342ndBest Weather: 13,133rdLowest Crime Rates: 13,204thMost Pacifist: 13,256thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,534thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 15,759thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,721stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 16,875thNicest Citizens: 17,928thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,556thMost Developed: 18,601stMost Patriotic: 20,376thMost Income Equality: 20,742ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 21,121stMost Beautiful Environments: 21,373rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,441stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,551stHealthiest Citizens: 22,672ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,806thMost Advanced Public Education: 26,281stMost Authoritarian: 26,941stLargest Governments: 27,061stLargest Publishing Industry: 27,315thMost Subsidized Industry: 27,828th
Most Devout: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 26th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 35th in the region

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