The Socialist Federation of Saralonia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Provisional National Assembly with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.501 billion Saralonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saralonia City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Saralonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,227 trillion Saralonian Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 223,094 Saralonian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, Provisional National Assembly's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, third world countries are rich in "I Love Saralonia City" t-shirts, and Saralonian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saralonia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saralonia is ranked 13,390^th in the world and 6^th in Latinoamerica Libre for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 19.26 Bank.