The Socialist Federation of Saralonia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chairwoman José Amanda with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, national health service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.064 billion Saralonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saralonia City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Saralonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,361 trillion Saralonian Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 224,532 Saralonian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People say chess victor Chairwoman José Amanda can kill you with mind-bullets, the latest guided missile cruiser "Ship-1642" has received precisely zero column inches in the press, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saralonia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saralonia is ranked 138,319^th in the world and 56^th in Latinoamerica Libre for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 293.37 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.