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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,663rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,700thMost Developed: 1,927th
The Socialist Federation of
Democratic Socialists
For Progress, Democracy and Liberty for the Workers!
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Saralonia

Population5.501 billion

CapitalSaralonia City
LeaderProvisional National Assembly

CurrencySaralonian Pesos
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Socialist Federation of Saralonia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Provisional National Assembly with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 5.501 billion Saralonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saralonia City. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Saralonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,227 trillion Saralonian Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 223,094 Saralonian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals, Provisional National Assembly's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, third world countries are rich in "I Love Saralonia City" t-shirts, and Saralonian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saralonia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saralonia is ranked 13,390th in the world and 6th in Latinoamerica Libre for Most Valuable International Artwork, with 19.26 Bank.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,663rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,700thMost Developed: 1,927thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,511thSmartest Citizens: 2,883rdMost Inclusive: 2,889thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,161stHealthiest Citizens: 3,346thLargest Governments: 3,350thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,656thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,952ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,219thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,237thMost Cultured: 4,323rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,614thHighest Average Incomes: 4,707thMost Secular: 4,972ndLargest Publishing Industry: 5,499thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,944thNicest Citizens: 6,752ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,893rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,540thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,757thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,365thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,541stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,555thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,045thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,458thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,492ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,506thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,896thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,018thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,805thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,390thHighest Economic Output: 14,103rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,732ndLargest Welfare Programs: 15,816thBest Weather: 19,371stMost Income Equality: 21,389th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 4th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, Saralonian scientists are mixing chewing tobacco with bacon flavouring in an attempt to craft the perfect male snack.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, third world countries are rich in "I Love Saralonia City" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, Provisional National Assembly's speeches are beloved by insomniacs.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
  • : Saralonia published "Puppet list" (Account: Other).
  • : Saralonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector and the Top 10% for Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, it's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from Provisional National Assembly's childhood.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, foreign 'investors' have been taking a great interest in the new secret shuttle.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, chickens roam the streets freely.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, international commentators accuse the nation of aggressive cultural imperialism.

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