Population | 13.477 billion |
Capital | Saralonia City |
Leader | Chairwoman José Amanda |
Currency | Saralonian Pesos |
Animal | Golden Eagle |
The Socialist Federation of Saralonia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chairwoman José Amanda with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful population of 13.477 billion Saralonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saralonia City. The average income tax rate is 98.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Saralonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,655 trillion Saralonian Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 271,256 Saralonian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The military will start wars with other nations on a lark, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking, and foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saralonia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Saralonia is ranked 696th in the world and 1st in Foro de Santiago for Most Secular, with 99.18 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Saralonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Safest.
- : Following new legislation in Saralonia, foreign governments are threatened if they so much as mention the word "election".
- : Following new legislation in Saralonia, drills and shovels have been banned as the government cracks down on any means of fracking.
- : Following new legislation in Saralonia, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors.
- : Following new legislation in Saralonia, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
- : Following new legislation in Saralonia, lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'.
- : Following new legislation in Saralonia, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news.
- : Following new legislation in Saralonia, Golden Eagles are considered a delicacy.
- : Following new legislation in Saralonia, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft.
- : Following new legislation in Saralonia, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.