The Socialist Federation of Saralonia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Provisional National Assembly with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.804 billion Saralonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saralonia City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Saralonian economy, worth 993 trillion Saralonian Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,747 Saralonian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, Saralonian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Provisional National Assembly, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saralonia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saralonia is ranked 98,028^th in the world and 46^th in Latinoamerica Libre for Most Average, scoring 38.06 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.