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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,911thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,068thMost Developed: 2,405th
The Socialist Federation of
Corrupt Dictatorship
For Progress, Democracy and Liberty for the Workers!
Influence
Apprentice
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Saralonia

Population4.804 billion

CapitalSaralonia City
LeaderProvisional National Assembly

CurrencySaralonian Pesos
AnimalGolden Eagle

The Socialist Federation of Saralonia is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Provisional National Assembly with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical population of 4.804 billion Saralonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saralonia City. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Saralonian economy, worth 993 trillion Saralonian Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 206,747 Saralonian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, Saralonian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Provisional National Assembly, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, and the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saralonia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saralonia is ranked 98,028th in the world and 46th in Latinoamerica Libre for Most Average, scoring 38.06 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 1,911thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,068thMost Developed: 2,405thLowest Crime Rates: 2,922ndLongest Average Lifespans: 3,347thSmartest Citizens: 3,393rdHealthiest Citizens: 3,477thLargest Governments: 3,789thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,875thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,019thMost Inclusive: 4,248thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,474thMost Cultured: 4,886thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,592ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,707thHighest Average Incomes: 5,765thMost Efficient Economies: 5,794thMost Secular: 5,870thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,876thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,404thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,794thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,897thNicest Citizens: 9,165thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,236thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,757thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,161stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,228thTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 10,427thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,231stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,463rdMost Subsidized Industry: 12,737thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,797thBest Weather: 14,643rdLargest Welfare Programs: 15,761stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,987thHighest Economic Output: 17,029thMost Income Equality: 18,658th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Secular: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 3rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 8th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, Saralonian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Provisional National Assembly.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Saralonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, the nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper.
  • : Following new legislation in Saralonia, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts.

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