The Socialist Federation of Saralonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Chairwoman José Amanda with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, cheerful population of 7.256 billion Saralonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saralonia City. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Saralonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,682 trillion Saralonian Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 231,923 Saralonian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protesters are up in arms over new nuclear power stations, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, and war is made in the name of love. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saralonia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saralonia is ranked 231,839^th in the world and 86^th in Latinoamerica Libre for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.98 on the Bus Surprisal Index.