The Socialist Federation of Saralonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chairwoman José Amanda with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.28 billion Saralonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saralonia City. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Saralonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,419 trillion Saralonian Pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 226,033 Saralonian Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, the government has little issue with allowing its citizens to languish in foreign jails, Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saralonia's national animal is the Golden Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saralonia is ranked 34,237^th in the world and 13^th in Latinoamerica Libre for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 258,933 Standard Monetary Units.