The Queendom of Saracama is a massive, safe nation, ruled by HRH Queen Aspar Rollo I with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 2.781 billion Saracs are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pillion. The average income tax rate is 81.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Saracaman economy, worth 255 trillion Pounds Saracs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 91,839 Pounds Saracs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Saracama recently hosted the least successful trade negotiations since The Phantom Menace, extreme political groups are outlawed, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, and city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saracama's national animal is the Sarac Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Saracama is ranked 5,311^th in the world and 146^th in Europe for Most Pacifist, with 150.26 cheeks turned per day.