Population | 10.174 billion |
Capital | Sappholot |
Leader | Sappho Blade |
Faith | Swordism |
Currency | silver dollar |
Animal | bluejay |
The Lesbian Kingdom of Sapphland is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Sappho Blade with a fair hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 10.174 billion Sapphlandians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sappholot. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The powerhouse Sapphic economy, worth a remarkable 1,172 trillion silver dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 115,284 silver dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", foreign leaders are advising that Sappho Blade's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, and a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sapphland's national animal is the bluejay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Swordism.
Sapphland is ranked 130,537th in the world and 3,592nd in Ambition for Most Stationary, with 253.70294874112 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sapphland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Sapphland's influence in Ambition rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Sapphland's influence in Ambition fell from "Minnow" to "Nipper".
- : Sapphland's influence in Ambition rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Sapphland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Sapphland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Sapphland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Sapphland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Sapphland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Sapphland was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Survivors.