The Federation of Saphrosynia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.872 billion Saphrosynians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Petit sel. The average income tax rate is 80.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Saphrosynian economy, worth 152 trillion Bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,388 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bizarre-looking creatures called 'Turtledogs' dominate wildlife preserves, many feel that the government's ban on cars to combat reckless driving was "a tad excessive", there's no cure or sympathy for the common cold, and extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Saphrosynia is often a lifetime appointment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Saphrosynia's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Saphrosynia is ranked 211,856^th in the world and 8,623^rd in The North Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.33 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.