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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 824thMost Influential: 3,711thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,798th
The Great Celestial Matriarchy of
Moralistic Democracy
Che ndaguatŠi opar„, che aguata Ůepyrŭr„.
Jamili Aeth I
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population945 million

CapitalEmbu das Artes
LeaderJamili Aeth I

AnimalBrazilian harpy

The Great Celestial Matriarchy of Saortia is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Jamili Aeth I with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, devout population of 945 million Saortians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Embu das Artes. The average income tax rate is 35.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Saortian economy, worth 89.0 trillion Cruzeiroes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 94,211 Cruzeiroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Saortia's national animal is the Brazilian harpy, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Saortia is ranked 120,904th in the world and 4,701st in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,845.59 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 824thTop
Most Influential: 3,711thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 13,798thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,915thTop
Most Patriotic: 19,438thMost Devout: 22,498thHealthiest Citizens: 27,507thLongest Average Lifespans: 30,596th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 559th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 565th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 575th in the regionTop
Most Devout: 622nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 690th in the regionMost Influential: 976th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,112th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Saortia was endorsed by The Lai RainŽ LiŽarda of Meadowfields.
  • : Saortia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.
  • : Saortia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Saortia was endorsed by The Free Land of Catalis.
  • : Following new legislation in Saortia, all footpaths have tollbooths.
  • : Following new legislation in Saortia, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Saortia, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty.
  • : Saortia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Western Jazzland.
  • : Following new legislation in Saortia, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
  • : Following new legislation in Saortia, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 208 » Shibutani, Filibustra, Aerilia, Tape, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Western Vapia, Slotark, Corfad, Mandurium, Hulldom, Yaorozu, Siwale, Pallaith, Radicaster, Chipoli, Croma, Leoniar, Former English Colony, Walter Jackson, Chechno-Kalimovski, Wolffoxia, Liberate World Order, Fruition, PlanetMercury, LostLegion, Sou Avida, Koda-Land, Davidianian, The Rhein States, Arxa, Bankowiata, Loutsland, Ekrund Greenskins, Liberepublia, Laforeia, Kandorith, United States of Dictators, Tachycardia, Great Bights Mum, Gran Amerigo, Aenglaland, Kwaj, Lionsroar, Nouvel Empire, Darkanistan, Regallio, Cartures, Pazair, Aguaria Major, New Lakemba, and 158 others.Merconitonitopia, Constantinolia, The Confederate States of America, Mataramsunda, Sunto, Varisland, Notyoutopia, Spacenerdtopia, Q w e r t y, Transitional Global Authority, Ishtimbine, Federation of Vanguard, Solmetria, Wisconsota, Individualist Catopia, Doichtland, Blyskalia, Homosexual Shrooms, Greater Cesnica, Kelvaros Prime, Unite States of Europe, Androssian, Kolongpar, Very Pog, Parpyduckland, Harjad, Almond Tofu, Dreadton, Kranostav, Pinky Queen, Attempted Socialism, Zanderlock, Russila, IHateRights, Communist Beijing Must be China, Stranamesta 2, South Baba, Gorundu, Sil Dorsett, The Tampa Bay Rays, Chukstik Illahi, Simone Republic, Coalition of Gedran, Halleffle, The Erie Doctrine, Xarikistan, United States of Medford, The Sinclarian Provinces, Iespao, Ethnon, North Bratislava, Communist Lop, Miamington, Bibble the Puffball, Reich German, Ayuzhhhhh, Francois Isidore, Votak Matim, Cult of Silence, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Frances Francis the First of France, 1 very fast endotarter, Heilhum Imperius, Maott, Noiland, Wilkshire, Argylia, Luclisty, Atrito, Vexilia, Oannia, Wineclaw, PepperLen, Gort-8, Pyos Ter, Esperonia, United States of Americanas, Dantek, Brezimen, Japhan, Kosanx, Ahssn, Snipland, Spartoi, Revolutionary Eagle, Omnistria, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Sterulia, Calcucia, Necromonia, The northern Polish territories, Karazan, Southern Moosetopia, Socialist People of Redondo Mundo, Borrin Quen, Centrundia, Lennie Briscoe, Laurendon, Greater Velana, Giripon, Hentaigraado, Nationeer, Thought Obliteration, Thraece, Kree Turrytopia, New Zenonia, AE2022, Burback, Phantomvile, Republic of Konisberg, Crystal Creation, Scres Gidgerland, Sojenre, Velikaya Arstotzka, Among us very sus oh no why is it so sus, Galbadiana, Hiyzis, The North-Western State, Republik Dei Sordland, Harpunia, Etanur, Typrevrialand, Azassas, Napnomadia, Pineappleistania, Manrien, Republica Tecnocrata de Ulthuan, Mallyna, Igritann, ARYAVRT JAMBUKHAND, Arch Dornan, Gulfia, Xiang Dynasty, Name 0, Misthas, Ser Enta, Dutch Ohio, Khoik, Confederacy of North America, Eggplant Island, Northern Socialist Council Republics, Zazumo, Chern0byl 2, The Galactic Triumvirate, Hulsport, PotatoFarmers, Marlducro, Protectorate Of Kreigstia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Northern Fern Islands, Republic Sickle, Quincy, Illusia and Neverendia, Advancia-Sizzletown, Western Jazzland, Catalis, and Meadowfields.