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Most Primitive: 2,095th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,137th Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,897th
The Discorporated States of
Father Knows Best State
Sic Possumus
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Rare

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Sao Camarao

Population829 million

CapitalGalanggaõ
LeaderCúria dos Onze

CurrencyBastardo
AnimalMacára

The Discorporated States of Sao Camarao is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Cúria dos Onze with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 829 million Sao Camaraenses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galanggaõ. The average income tax rate is 35.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Sao Camaraense economy, worth 77.2 trillion Bastardoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,089 Bastardoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Sao Camaraenses marry themselves', and spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Sao Camarao. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sao Camarao's national animal is the Macára, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sao Camarao is ranked 139,234th in the world and 4,905th in The East Pacific for Nudest, with 25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Primitive: 2,095thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,137thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,897thMost Influential: 6,578thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,831st
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Most Primitive: 72nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 142nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 148th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 414th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 417th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 442nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 455th in the regionMost Influential: 464th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 514th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sao Camarao, spontaneous nocturnal decapitation is considered 'death by natural causes' for enemies of Sao Camarao.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Camarao, the government's stance on marriage is 'Let Sao Camaraenses marry themselves'.
  • : Sao Camarao was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Camarao, the poor are forced into bankruptcy by their energy bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Camarao, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Camarao, state-sanctioned torture is okay so long as there's no icky blood.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Camarao, the government maintains a Department of Skulduggery.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Camarao, penurious citizens die from easily remedied ailments because they aren't 'taking enough initiative'.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Camarao, the police have been known to wiretap confessional boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in Sao Camarao, police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement.

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