The Concordan Christmas Creature of Santy Claws is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sandy Claws with an even hand, and notable for its ban on automobiles, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.531 billion Santy Clawsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. The average income tax rate is 27.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Santy Clawsian economy, worth 155 trillion gifts a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 44,072 gifts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, cars have been banned, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santy Claws's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Concordian Christmas Spirit.

Santy Claws is ranked 133,329^th in the world and 499^th in Artificial Suspicious Powers for Smartest Citizens, with 31.84 quips per hour.