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Santa Selena

Population3.83 billion

LeaderSandre Montreuz Maint
FaithCatholic Christianity

CurrencySanta Selulsa
AnimalChickpea Hallow Bird

The Great Republic of Santa Selena is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sandre Montreuz Maint with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.83 billion Selenans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uzbelzk. The average income tax rate is 72.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Selene economy, worth 402 trillion Santa Selulsas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 105,151 Santa Selulsas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government helps teach children how to kill a man from six paces, many in Santa Selena are born in the purple, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and Big Agriculture has the government by the nuts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Selena's national animal is the Chickpea Hallow Bird, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Catholic Christianity.

Santa Selena is ranked 25,498th in the world and 1,407th in Osiris for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 213.05 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

Least Corrupt Governments: 2,915thRudest Citizens: 5,322ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,826thBest Weather: 6,634thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,855thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,583rdNicest Citizens: 8,004thMost Compassionate Citizens: 8,787thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,628thHighest Food Quality: 10,291stMost Inclusive: 10,816thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,262ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,261stSafest: 12,274thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,615thMost Cultured: 12,689thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 13,670thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,051stMost Developed: 14,394thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,406thMost Pacifist: 16,249thLargest Retail Industry: 17,406thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,505thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,732ndSmartest Citizens: 19,752ndMost Efficient Economies: 20,034thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,980thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,010thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,498thLargest Governments: 25,662ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,619th
Least Corrupt Governments: 118th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 172nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 269th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 283rd in the regionBest Weather: 311th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 349th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 384th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 405th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 433rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 488th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 520th in the regionMost Inclusive: 552nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 574th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 639th in the regionMost Politically Free: 643rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 645th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 653rd in the regionSafest: 673rd in the regionMost Cultured: 701st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 718th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Santa Selena's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Santa Selena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Santa Selena's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Santa Selena's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Santa Selena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, Most Compassionate Citizens, Nicest Citizens, Most Extensive Public Healthcare, and Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Santa Selena's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Santa Selena was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Santa Selena ceased to exist in Eastern Europe.
  • : Santa Selena was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Largest Governments.
  • : Santa Selena was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.