The State Park of Santa Rosita is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.478 billion Santa Rositans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Social Policy. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.9%.

The strong Santa Rositan economy, worth 967 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 49,664 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 337,658 per year while the poor average 2,668, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Santa Rosita's national animal is the Palm Tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Santa Rosita is ranked 212,436^th in the world and 7^th in Global Right Alliance for Most Patriotic, with 3.21 flags saluted per person per day.