The Sun-drenched Siblinghood of Santa Moniker is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 7.879 billion Santa Monikerians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Welfare, with Healthcare and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Santa Monikerian economy, worth 124 trillion Herbs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 15,768 Herbs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Moniker's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Santa Moniker is ranked 78,418^th in the world and 2^nd in Los Angeles for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.78 law-abiding acts per hour.