by Max Barry

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Most Primitive: 1,096thMost Devout: 3,591stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,456th
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Santa Lucia

Population2.308 billion

CapitalTiger City
LeaderLucio Malfoy
FaithCatolic Church


The Kingdom of Santa Lucia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Lucio Malfoy with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.308 billion Lucianoes are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tiger City. The average income tax rate is 73.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Santa Lucian economy, worth 160 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 69,740 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', vaccinations are mandatory, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Lucia's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catolic Church.

Santa Lucia is ranked 170,497th in the world and 290th in Thaecia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.54 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Primitive: 1,096thTop
Most Devout: 3,591stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,456thBest Weather: 7,512thMost Pacifist: 8,461stTop
Safest: 9,878thMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,467thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,696thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,869thHealthiest Citizens: 13,096thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,320thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,949thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,497thNicest Citizens: 15,087thMost Influential: 16,146thMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,294thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,426thLowest Crime Rates: 17,005th
Most Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
Most Devout: 9th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 27th in the region

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