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Highest Disposable Incomes: 35thLargest Gambling Industry: 38thMost Avoided: 46th
The Evil Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Worship Me This Christmas!
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Santa Is Satan

Population25.295 billion

CapitalThe North Pole
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithCapitalism

Currencytoy
Animalreindeer

The Evil Empire of Santa Is Satan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 25.295 billion Santa Is Satanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The North Pole. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Santa Is Satanian economy, worth an astonishing 17,067 trillion toys a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Gambling. Average income is a breathtaking 674,757 toys, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,201,508 per year while the poor average 83,925, a ratio of 38.1 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Santa Is Satan's national animal is the reindeer, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Santa Is Satan is ranked 162,039th in the world and 70th in Christmas for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 856.73 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

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Highest Disposable Incomes: 35thLargest Gambling Industry: 38thMost Avoided: 46thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 47thLargest Insurance Industry: 58thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 69thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 69thMost Corrupt Governments: 82ndFattest Citizens: 84thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 90thMost Armed: 96thHighest Average Incomes: 103rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 112thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 121stLargest Retail Industry: 123rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 124thLargest Mining Sector: 128thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 141stMost Efficient Economies: 155thHighest Economic Output: 165thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 195thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 251stMost Secular: 347thHighest Crime Rates: 355thRudest Citizens: 374thMost Scientifically Advanced: 411thLargest Agricultural Sector: 417thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 501stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 558thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,405thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,488thLargest Governments: 2,426thTop
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Largest Black Market: 4,014thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,050thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,054thLargest Populations: 5,319thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,638thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9,039thSmartest Citizens: 11,329thTop
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Most Patriotic: 17,012thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,866thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,234thMost Stationary: 22,335thMost Influential: 23,129thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 24,420th
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Populations: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, shelters struggle to keep up with the endless intake of stray animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, government agents are triangulating the position of the rainbow's end for the purposes of gold acquisition.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, bizarre-looking creatures called 'reindeerdogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • : Santa Is Satan was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, the nation is experiencing a severe shortage of sporting events.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Is Satan, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.

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