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Most Stationary: 4,237thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,713thMost Influential: 8,438th
The Return of
New York Times Democracy
Ho Ho Ho!
Santa Claus
Influence
Envoy
Region
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Superb

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Santa Claus

Population24.072 billion

CapitalClaustown
LeaderSanta Claus
FaithCoca Cola

CurrencySanta
Animalreindeer

The Return of Santa Claus is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working, democratic population of 24.072 billion Elves enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government prioritizes Welfare, although Spirituality, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Claustown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.2%.

The very strong Christmasian economy, worth a remarkable 1,226 trillion Santas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 50,932 Santas, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

Corporations donate huge sums of money to favored politicians, Coca Cola has been named as Santa Claus's national religion, Santa Claus has designated Claustown as its capital city, and Santa Claus has just been declared ruler of Santa Claus in an international press conference. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Claus's national animal is the reindeer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coca Cola.

Santa Claus is ranked 4,237th in the world and 2nd in Christmas for Most Stationary, with 3,462.7061172 days.

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Most Stationary: 4,237thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,713thMost Influential: 8,438thLargest Populations: 9,465thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,491stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,031stTop
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Highest Economic Output: 23,040thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,153rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 27,888th
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Most Stationary: 2nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 6th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Santa Claus's influence in Christmas rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
  • : Santa Claus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Santa Claus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Santa Claus's influence in Christmas rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Santa Claus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Santa Claus's influence in Christmas rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Santa Claus was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
  • : Santa Claus's influence in Christmas fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
  • : Santa Claus's influence in Christmas rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Santa Claus's influence in Christmas fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".

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