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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 359thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 424thMost Ignorant Citizens: 426th
The Armed Republic of
Corporate Police State
Homeland or Death, we shall overcome!
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Santa Clara Cartel

Population7.037 billion

CapitalSanta Villa
LeaderDominguez Del Royo

AnimalNile Crocodile

The Armed Republic of Santa Clara Cartel is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dominguez Del Royo with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.037 billion Santaclareños are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Villa. The average income tax rate is 69.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Santaclareñian economy, worth a remarkable 2,189 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 311,187 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

'Mountain Doobie' is widely regarded as the nation's favourite drink, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Santa Clara Cartel's national animal is the Nile Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Christianity.

Santa Clara Cartel is ranked 4,061st in the world and 234th in Osiris for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 642,545 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 359thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 424thMost Ignorant Citizens: 426thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 516thLargest Mining Sector: 596thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 903rdMost Corrupt Governments: 994thFattest Citizens: 1,032ndMost Avoided: 1,064thMost Armed: 1,252ndLargest Black Market: 1,289thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,518thLargest Retail Industry: 1,571stMost Devout: 1,608thHighest Average Incomes: 1,878thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,895thTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,960thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,041stMost Efficient Economies: 3,851stMost Subsidized Industry: 3,859thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,061stLargest Insurance Industry: 4,659thLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,038thRudest Citizens: 5,249thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,755thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,648thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,786thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,057thHighest Economic Output: 7,457thLargest Governments: 7,464thMost Influential: 7,485thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,887thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,389thTop
Most Conservative: 16,543rd
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 29th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionFattest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Armed: 48th in the regionMost Avoided: 48th in the regionLargest Black Market: 66th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 71st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 72nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 77th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 80th in the regionMost Devout: 81st in the regionMost Influential: 81st in the regionTop
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 102nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 147th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 157th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 159th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 165th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 234th in the regionRudest Citizens: 240th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 245th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 246th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 247th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 315th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 349th in the regionLargest Governments: 384th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 434th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 470th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 500th in the regionMost Conservative: 605th in the regionMost Stationary: 824th in the region

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