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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 390thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 437thMost Ignorant Citizens: 446th
The Armed Republic of
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Homeland or Death, we shall overcome!
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Santa Clara Cartel

Population8.209 billion

CapitalSanta Villa
LeaderDominguez Del Royo
FaithChristianity

CurrencyPeso
AnimalNile Crocodile

The Armed Republic of Santa Clara Cartel is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Dominguez Del Royo with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.209 billion Santaclareños are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Industry and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Santa Villa. The average income tax rate is 70.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Santaclareñian economy, worth a remarkable 2,684 trillion Pesos a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 327,036 Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Motorbike jousters live young and die fast, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Santa Clara Cartel offered the words "peace be upon you", funding for education has been redirected into the military, and toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Santa Clara Cartel's national animal is the Nile Crocodile, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Christianity.

Santa Clara Cartel is ranked 39,344th in the world and 1,399th in Osiris for Most Authoritarian, with 1,439.64 milliStalins.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 390thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 437thMost Ignorant Citizens: 446thLargest Mining Sector: 531stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 534thMost Corrupt Governments: 947thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,008thFattest Citizens: 1,026thMost Avoided: 1,099thLargest Black Market: 1,301stMost Patriotic: 1,330thMost Armed: 1,401stLargest Retail Industry: 1,408thMost Devout: 1,602ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,650thHighest Average Incomes: 1,678thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,758thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,365thTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,552ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,555thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,802ndLargest Insurance Industry: 3,956thMost Efficient Economies: 4,016thRudest Citizens: 4,629thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,429thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,540thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,018thHighest Economic Output: 6,061stHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,146thLargest Governments: 6,944thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,618thMost Influential: 7,686thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,909thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,538thTop
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,190thMost Conservative: 23,617thLargest Gambling Industry: 23,781st
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Patriotic: 31st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 35th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 37th in the regionFattest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Avoided: 52nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 57th in the regionMost Armed: 61st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 65th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 66th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 76th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 79th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 82nd in the regionMost Devout: 86th in the regionMost Influential: 93rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 98th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 120th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 140th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 152nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 180th in the regionRudest Citizens: 216th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 249th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 253rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 273rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 286th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 286th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 313th in the regionLargest Governments: 317th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 348th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 590th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 735th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Santa Clara Cartel was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative and Largest Gambling Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Clara Cartel, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam".
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Clara Cartel, funding for education has been redirected into the military.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Clara Cartel, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Santa Clara Cartel offered the words "peace be upon you".
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Clara Cartel, motorbike jousters live young and die fast.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Clara Cartel, burning members of the Order of Violet is the nation's favorite pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Clara Cartel, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Clara Cartel, the nation's weary schoolchildren excel at sport but must count scores on their fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Santa Clara Cartel, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly.
  • : Santa Clara Cartel was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.

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