The Holy Empire of Santa Byzantina is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Martinus V with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and vat-grown people. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.969 billion Santa Byzantas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sensual Melissa. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Sana-Byzanine economy, worth a remarkable 1,001 trillion Greek Nahoes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,695 Greek Nahoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Santa Byzantina's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Heavenly Wisdom.

Santa Byzantina is ranked 28,496^th in the world and 12^th in League of Christian Nations for Lowest Crime Rates, with 83.62 law-abiding acts per hour.