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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 60thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 140thBest Weather: 178th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Motto
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Truckler
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Sansui

Population6.132 billion

Currencycurrency
Animalanimal

The Republic of Sansui is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 6.132 billion Sansuians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Environment, Industry, and Law & Order. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Sansuian economy, worth a remarkable 1,112 trillion currencies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 181,422 currencies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, the nation's wilderness is only teenage wasteland, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, and the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sansui's national animal is the animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sansui is ranked 244,570th in the world and 49th in Vickenian experiment incubator for Most Pro-Market, scoring -44.11 on the Rand Index.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 60thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 140thBest Weather: 178thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 246thMost Beautiful Environments: 257thMost Subsidized Industry: 371stLargest Welfare Programs: 628thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 707thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 722ndMost Pacifist: 837thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 871stMost Compassionate Citizens: 920thNicest Citizens: 965thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,014thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,059thMost Efficient Economies: 1,161stMost Cultured: 1,235thHighest Food Quality: 1,303rdLargest Governments: 1,439thLowest Crime Rates: 1,650thMost Inclusive: 1,762ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,871stLongest Average Lifespans: 1,988thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,018thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,035thRudest Citizens: 2,109thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 3,207thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,017thHealthiest Citizens: 4,828thSafest: 7,016thMost Secular: 8,290thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,970thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,151stLargest Retail Industry: 12,094thHighest Average Incomes: 13,089thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 25,793rd
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Average: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Sansui, the state believes that nature-oriented summer camps will somehow solve youth crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Sansui, fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers.
  • : Following new legislation in Sansui, the nation's wilderness is only teenage wasteland.
  • : Following new legislation in Sansui, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
  • : Following new legislation in Sansui, every day at 4am Sansuians wake to pray for the sun to rise.
  • : Following new legislation in Sansui, future forecasters fearfully discuss grey goo and human obsolescence.
  • : Following new legislation in Sansui, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Sansui, expectant parents view twins with equal parts joy and suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Sansui, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Sansui, eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas.

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