Population | 6.488 billion |
Capital | King's Landing |
Leader | Sansa of House Stark |
Faith | The Old Gods |
Currency | Gold Dragon |
Animal | Direwolf |
The Northern Kingdom of Sansa-First of her Name is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Sansa of House Stark with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 6.488 billion Northeners hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King's Landing. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Northener economy, worth a remarkable 3,866 trillion Gold Dragons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 595,961 Gold Dragons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments", and the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Sansa-First of her Name's national animal is the Direwolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Old Gods.
Sansa-First of her Name is ranked 399th in the world and 11th in Goddess White for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 21,533.89 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sansa-First of her Name, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
- : Following new legislation in Sansa-First of her Name, harassed women are constantly hassled by guys who are "just giving them compliments".
- : Sansa-First of her Name was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and the Top 5% for Most Politically Free.
- : Following new legislation in Sansa-First of her Name, both vegetables and viruses are often smuggled across the border.
- : Following new legislation in Sansa-First of her Name, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- : Following new legislation in Sansa-First of her Name, the government is pouring money into 'Operation Enduring Democracy'.
- : Following new legislation in Sansa-First of her Name, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them.
- : Following new legislation in Sansa-First of her Name, 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Sansa-First of her Name's radio stations.
- : Following new legislation in Sansa-First of her Name, aggressive promotion of global warming puts polar bears on thin ice.
- : Sansa-First of her Name was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".