The Federated Islands of Sandaoguo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Qin Xiaohui with an even hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 20.124 billion Daoren enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tianyi. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Daoren economy, worth a remarkable 1,279 trillion yuan a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Pizza Delivery industry. Average income is 63,602 yuan, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, diminutive Daoren generals are feared for their aggressiveness, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, and tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sandaoguo's national animal is the Sarus Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sandaoguo is ranked 17,631^st in the world and 547^th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 66.94 quips per hour.