The Federated Islands of Sandaoguo is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by He Dianyi with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working population of 12.036 billion Daoren enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tianyi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.7%.

The strong Daoren economy, worth 689 trillion jiaozis a year, is highly specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. Average income is 57,272 jiaozis, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sandaoguo's national animal is the Sarus Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sandaoguo is ranked 26,648^th in the world and 1,182^nd in the South Pacific for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 74.1 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.