The Federated Islands of Sandaoguo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by He Dianyi with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 11.662 billion Daoren enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tianyi. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.1%.

The strong Daoren economy, worth 674 trillion jiaozis a year, is highly specialized and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 57,820 jiaozis, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sandaoguo's national animal is the Sarus Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sandaoguo is ranked 107,783^rd in the world and 4,480^th in the South Pacific for Most Income Equality, scoring 18.46 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.