The Federated Islands of Sandaoguo is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by He Dianyi with an even hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, sprawling nuclear power plants, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 13.357 billion Daoren enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tianyi. The average income tax rate is 83.4%.

The strong Daoren economy, worth 767 trillion jiaozis a year, is highly specialized and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 57,481 jiaozis, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.

Vacationers and business travelers are often warned that they may lose the right to vote if they spend too much time overseas, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', the nation's police officers are famously miserable-looking, and unemployed political consultants and advertisers spend every election night weeping for the good old days. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sandaoguo's national animal is the Sarus Crane, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Sandaoguo is ranked 142,415^th in the world and 6,830^th in the South Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 48.04 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.