The The Total Monarchy of of Sanctaury is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by King Josh the 1st of sanctuary with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.777 billion Sanctuaryians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of cortopulus. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.8%.

The powerhouse Sanctauryian economy, worth 172 trillion Sanctuary Bizkas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 96,994 Sanctuary Bizkas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 387,013 per year while the poor average 16,353, a ratio of 23.7 to 1.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, the needs of the living outweigh the needs of the dead, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sanctaury's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rubbitalism.

Sanctaury is ranked 238,021^st in the world and 2^nd in The Sanloc Union for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.82 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.