Population | 43.513 billion |
Capital | Jasonia |
Leader | Lord Sanchez |
Faith | Sanchezism |
Currency | croid |
Animal | zombie |
The Undead Nation of Sanchezonallet is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Lord Sanchez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, public floggings, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 43.513 billion Sanchezonalletians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education is also considered important, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jasonia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Sanchezonalletian economy, worth an astonishing 21,576 trillion croids a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 495,852 croids, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,675,379 per year while the poor average 108,544, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.
Citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed, the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate, and toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Sanchezonallet's national animal is the zombie, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sanchezism.
Sanchezonallet is ranked 5,360th in the world and 2nd in Eagleland for Most Stationary, with 3,137.7063252 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Sanchezonallet, toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam".
- : Following new legislation in Sanchezonallet, schoolyard bullying has a tendency to escalate.
- : Following new legislation in Sanchezonallet, the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer.
- : Following new legislation in Sanchezonallet, citizens who fail to follow the official national religion are executed.
- : Following new legislation in Sanchezonallet, the government is accused of being heartless by those considered brainless.
- : Sanchezonallet was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Sanchezonallet, the family summer vacation has become a thing of the past following the introduction of the year-round school year.
- : Following new legislation in Sanchezonallet, running a hot dog stand is harder than achieving a doctorate.
- : Following new legislation in Sanchezonallet, the military perceives nations hit by natural disasters as "easy pickings".
- : Following new legislation in Sanchezonallet, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before.