Population | 5.714 billion |
Currency | Card |
Animal | Kuriboh |
The Republic of Sanaphond the Sky Prison is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, ritual sacrifices, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.714 billion Sanaphond the Sky Prisonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 72.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Sanaphond the Sky Prisonian economy, worth 697 trillion Cards a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,029 Cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.
The nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world, only those who apply can study applied maths, serial killers are the country's biggest import, and morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sanaphond the Sky Prison's national animal is the Kuriboh, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Sanaphond the Sky Prison is ranked 22,484th in the world and 192nd in Suspicious for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.28 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sanaphond the Sky Prison was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement and the Top 10% for Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Sanaphond the Sky Prison, morale within the seismologist community has hit rock bottom.
- : Following new legislation in Sanaphond the Sky Prison, serial killers are the country's biggest import.
- : Following new legislation in Sanaphond the Sky Prison, only those who apply can study applied maths.
- : Following new legislation in Sanaphond the Sky Prison, the nation's laws on image rights are amongst the strictest in the world.
- : Following new legislation in Sanaphond the Sky Prison, loading sixteen tons of laundry gets you another year older and deeper in debt.
- : Following new legislation in Sanaphond the Sky Prison, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.
- : Following new legislation in Sanaphond the Sky Prison, tax assessment offices double as polling stations.
- : Following new legislation in Sanaphond the Sky Prison, Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished.
- : Following new legislation in Sanaphond the Sky Prison, anyone who sneezes at border crossings is turned away.